last time i tried to switch a television on i gave myself a really nasty electric shock on my finger
I did that once. It was my introduction to a whole new world of pleasure. Now I can’t come unless I have a kettle lead rammed down my pisshole.
please don’t speak to me ever again
I was about to launch into a gigantic misogynist rant but then I saw your tag. WHAT IF I HADN’T SEEN? WHAT THEN?